John's Gospel
Whoever enters a pool after it is stirred up by angels will be cured
of "whatsoever disease he had." 5:4 Those angels are stirrers!
Jesus claims that Moses wrote about him. Where? It's a shame he didn't
give us chapter and verse. 5:46
Jesus chose "a devil" for an apostle. Oh well, everyone makes mistakes. 6:70
Even Jesus' family didn't believe in him. 7:5
Jesus spits on the ground, mixes his spit with the dirt, and rubs the
muddy spit on a blind man's eyes. 9:6 I'd l;ike to see a TV preacher do
that!!!!
Adapted from http://skepticsannotatedbible.com:80/abs/long.htm
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