Dear Jesus,
We sacrifice our brains on the altar. Following God's Word ....
"All things are probable. Try to believe
Really! Try to believe even if it's bloody stupid and irrational)
Why? Because I said so, that's why! Don't ask questions. Just believe." - Mark 17:1-3 (MTV)
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Oh Lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz!
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Oh Lord, please don't burn us
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Praise Jesus!
... and please send all the secular humanist pro-evolution non-true Christians to hell.
In Jesus' name
The End
Amen
