1 Corinthians
If you are to be a good Christian you must try to know nothing (except
for Jesus, of course). 2:2-5
Paul says those who are circumcised should "not become uncircumcised."
(It's pretty hard to undo.) 7:18
Slaves should not desire their freedom. Yet they should not be the servants
of men. 7:21, 23
In Galatians (1:10) Paul says, "If I yet pleased men, I should not be the
servant of Christ." In this verse he says, "I please all men in all things."
Therefore Paul is not the servant of Christ. 10:33
"But if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant." 14:38 Works for
fundamentalists!
"He was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve." But Judas hanged himself
(Matthew 27:3-5) and Matthias was not elected (Acts 1:9-26) until after the
ascension. 15:5
Paul shows his ignorance of biology by saying that only dead seeds will
germinate. Actually, a seed must be alive to germinate. 15:36
2 Corinthians
Saved people smell good to God. 2:15 The unsaved must stink.
"I speak as a fool." 11:23 Works for fundmantalists!
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