True Christian Flame Form

Dear True Christian

Kissy kissy! Now you pucker up and greet me with a kiss. (Romans 6:16; 1 Corinthians 16:20; 2 Corinthians 13:12; I Thessalonians 5:26; 1 Peter 5:14.)

I am refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. You make silence a wonderful thing to look forward to. However I took exception to your recent scribble

It was:
[X] backmasked with Satanic messages
[X] Pagan
[X] New Age
[X] unChristian
[X] Secular Humanist
[X] written in King James English
[X] written in tongues and did not include the interpretation

Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[X] You flamed the Archbishop of Canterbury
[X] You flamed the Pope
[X] You flamed God
[X] You contradicted Jesus
[X] You contradicted yourself several times
[X] You mindlessly chanted the Pente Mantra several times
[X] You repeatedly assumed unwarranted spiritual, moral or intellectual superiority

It is recommended that you:
[X] Buy an indulgence from me.
[X] Send me a triple tithe.
[X] Do penance.
[X] Devote your life to missionary work in Iraq and Afghanistan.
[X] Start up a Christian Clown Ministry


[X] Jesus said in Matthew 5:42, "Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away." May I have your house and car and may I borrow your most prized possession?
[X] Can I have your car after the Rapture?
[X] Have you ever sinned by eating rabbit, pork, shellfish (Leviticus 11:4, 7, 10)?
[X] Have you ever sinned by wearing clothes made of two types of material (Leviticus 19:19; Deuteronomy 22:11)?
[X] Have you ever sinned by cutting your hair (Leviticus 19:27)?
[X] Were you in the special class at school?
[X] Are you from the shallow end of the gene pool?
[X] Do you want fries with that?

Please save this message and review it occasionally to determine your progress toward being;

[X] a tolerable Trew Kristyun
[X] a fully-functional human being
[X] integrated into humanity
[X] re-integrated into the wild

If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're practically invulnerable.

Thank you for taking the time to read this flame form.

Remember: Always carry your Trew Kristyun Poop Stick ....Deuteronomy 23:12 -13 "You are to have a place outside the camp where you can go when you need to relieve yourselves. Carry a stick as a part of your equipment, so when you have a bowel movement you can dig a hole and cover it up."



Religions of peace

Home group

Supreme religious authority

Extremist Christian

But .....

God & homosexuals

The napkin says so

Too stupid to understand science?

Jesus Ice-Cream truck

That was Jesus



We don't want your stinkin' bibles

The Peter B Holy Spirit Antenna

Save Christianity from Right Wing Nuts

It's not Jesus' fault that you're a bigot

Noah saves sea creatures

I Love Jesus More Than You Do

Fundamentalist God at His controls

Homosexual agenda

A Free Thinker Satan's Slave

My God can beat up your God

Does God speak to you?

Annoy a Christian ....


Interlude - MY STALKER & TROLL Herman Eugene Eickleberry Jr

Ignorant Herman Eugene Eickleberry Jr aka Ike aka H. E Eickleberry wants to threaten me!

This ignorant newsgroup terrorist troll posts slander and defamation about me as well as my personal details repeatedly. He is now complaining to my ISP about this particular page and urging others to do the same as he does not want to be exposed for his obnoxious stalking and trolling antics.

I am fighting back. I will not be bullied and terrorised by this ignorant drum tutor that has all his facts wrong about me.

Crazy Herman Eugene Eickleberry Jr is a sociopathic malcontent jealous that I am a professional educator but he is only a drum tutor. I acquired a teaching qualification and still currently hold an teaching license. I was employed at public schools as a full time teacher between 1972 and 1988. I was then a Principal in a Christian School and quit to go into adult education and became a Training Manager. I still teach casually though I am retired. I am a qualified philosopher with a BA majoring in Greek philosophy.

Ignorant Herman Eugene Eickleberry Jr is one sick trolling sociopath. He has taken to trolling those who disagree with him because no one is interested in reading self-published ebooks about theology by a drum tutor with no qualification in theology.

Crazy Herman Eugene Eickleberry Jr has NO LIKES at his Amazon site - and NO comments.

ALL the following are on PUBLIC RECORD. Links provided.


Herman Eugene Eickleberry Jr aka "Ike" aka "H. E. Eickleberry Jr" - Name /
Address / Phone Number / email / photo & other contacts & details - just like he likes to do to me repeatedly.

Newsgroup nick of troll:


Real name:

Herman Eugene Eickleberry Jr


1206 Beulah Vista Blvd
Valparaiso, IN 46383-3404

This 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom home has 1,024 square feet and was built in 1948.

2009 tax assessor's value: $122,600


219-531-5439 (Landline)




Age 49

Photo!/profile.php?id=100000019682433 (With wife

Facebook page:!/herman.eickleberry


Christ Lutheran Church
2610 N. Campbell Valparaiso, IN 219-462-6660

Pastor Jerry Castleman Phone: (219) 462-6660 ext. 12



License Information from the Office of Educational Licensing and Development
License No: 693975 Issue: 07/19/2000 Expire: 07/19/2005 Void No:
Preparation: ALL GRADE Gradation: STANDARD Basis: RULES 46-47
Action: RENEWAL Status: Inactive Intern:
Subject Areas:
Area Setting Competency
Music : Choral, General And Instrumental K-12 ALL GRADE AREA MAJOR

License No: 543903 Issue: 07/03/1991 Expire: 07/03/1996 Void No: 693975
Preparation: ALL GRADE Gradation: STANDARD Basis: RULES 46-47
Action: ORIGINAL Status: Inactive Intern:
Subject Areas:
Area Setting Competency
Music : Choral, General And Instrumental K-12 ALL GRADE AREA MAJOR

Teaching Assignments
No teaching assignment data found.


*[Ike speaking]
I run my own percussion teaching studio
He has spent $1,000 to promote his book. *[ The Character Map: An
Introduction to the Introductions in Revelation ]...
"Some folks think I am nuts. *[ Amen!]
"I spent quite a bit of money for a marketing package from VirtualBookworm,
most of which was wasted,"



~Mr. Eickleberry earned his bachelors degree in general, choral, and
instrumental music education and computer literacy ... He is a former
teacher and musician. .... He currently resides with His wife of twenty-six
years, Sarah, in Northwest Indiana.
He has been studying the Bible--especially it's eschatological aspects--for
over forty years.

*[As he is 49 years old he must have "studied" at the age of at least 8!]


The Triune Hypothesis, TriunismThe Triune Hypothesis
reasoning -Eickman (talk) 19:48, 19 November 2010 (UTC)

Triunism (Christian Eschatology • ( talk logs links watch ) •
reasoning -Eickman (talk) 19:48, 19 November 2010 (UTC)

Jimfbleak deleted my pages, "The Triune Hypothesis" and "Triunism."

He deleted my book page at first because the control bot kept reporting that
I was plagerizing information from another site, but the site it was
referencing was my sandbox. He later admitted, but then proceeded to find
other reasons to delete my work, without cause.

He then changed his story, saying that my page was "advertizing."

Here is your definition of advertizing...

"Advertising or other spam WITHOUT RELAVENT CONTENT (but not an article
about an advertising-related subject)"

I fully explained the information in my book by supplying a synopsis and
list of topics discussed therein.

Moreover, I followed the standard for every other book page I found on
Wikipedia--a synopsis, and a link to a publisher website.

After this, Jimfbleak made blatant attacks on the integrity of my work,

I've only just twigged that this isn't a proper book, but a self-published
vanity project, so no real chance of establishing notability, and fails also
under WP:OR. Thanks Jimfbleak - talk to me? 17:34, 19 November 2010 (UTC)

What an asshole. Amazon sold three times as many Kindle books as print book
in that last quarter of this year, but the old man presumes to judge that
non-tradition published works (which are now the NORM, not the exception)
have "no real chance of establishing notability."

Jimfbleak then proceeded to delete my page on Triunism, in which I detailed
the principles involved, including numerous citations to other pages on
Widipedia which deal with the very historical facts I discuss.

(Seems Jimfbleak may have a thing against Christians, with a little "God"
syndrome of his own to boot).

If you check the logs of Jimfbleak, he has a long history of being delete
happy, and doens't give anyone a chance to substantiate or improve their
works before he cans them. He seems to have a personal vendetta against
contributors whose contributions he doesn't like for reasons unknown,
destroys first, and then makes up his rationale later.

H.E. Eickleberry, Jr.

N Not done. You were shamelessly trying to promote your own self-published
"book" without even pretending to try to claim that it was in any way
notable. Not every book is notable enough for an encyclopedia article; and
even notable books need actual articles about them, not blatant promotional
material. --Orange Mike Talk 20:11, 19 November 2010 (UTC)



He has been studying the Bible since he began to read, but he has no formal
theological training. Due to circumstances beyond his control, he has
attended just about every kind of church one can think of, and even a few
one would not. (He is currently a Lutheran, but they are not sure how to
take him.) ... Why do I get the feeling they keep kicking him out due to
his novel beliefs? ... maybe they kept kicked him out due to his unrepentant
vulgarity... maybe they kept kicking him out due to his insulting nature...
You heard the one about the rock and roll band? You know, six musicians and
a drummer??!! :-) *[Ike being the drummer] No formal theological training.
... In other words you are a "self-appointed scholar" of many words, nasty
language, and so disagreeable that you cannot seem to get along with ANYONE


Mr. Eickleberry grew up in northwest Indiana, where he currently
resides with his wife, Sarah, and daughter; Erin. ...
So lets get this straight.
You have graduate work in MUSIC.....nothing to do with bible.
You have NO theological training.
You're barely a member of a church....
(btw Luther is known for being one of the biggest antisemites this
side of the century....that said, he has the likes of Hitler by his
side....while the church of Luther currently have renounced his
antisemitic teachings, and much of his work has been cut out....I
don't believe you can be lutheran and consider yourself free of his
Basically, your authority is moot.
You have a book, lets see how many takers on Amazon you have....
then we can talk....also, your graduate work is not in the same field
- that is a sure sign of disaster.