Our Jesus
who is our Trew Kristyun Gawd in Heavin,
Hello to your name,
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,
Your Trew Kristyun country, the USA,
become great forever and ever Amen
Fundamentalists' will be done on earth as it is in Trew Kristyun Heavin
Give us today our daily interest on our invested money in oil shares,
"In Oil We Trust"
Forgive us our debts as we also have forgotten to pay them
And lead us not into the temptation of disbelieving the Bible - ever!
But deliver us from new age, pagan, secular humanist, evolutionists
And evil Liberal, Catholic and Orthodox Christians
...and those Christ killing Jews
... except if those Jews have become Bored Again by asking Jesus into their cardiac muscle
... and those Jews also want to rebuild the Temple so that Jesus will come back real soon!
For George W has the power, the klingons and the gory
For ever and ever
A man (not a woman)
