FUNDAMENTALIST VERSION .....
Somewhere over the rainbow
Pigs might fly
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a Fundy time.
Somewhere over the rainbow
Pigs might fly
And Bible that one always quotes
Really does seem true.
Someday I'll empty all my brain
And see it floating down the drain
Behind me.
Bible verses fall like bullshit drops
Away above the pulpit tops
That's where you'll find me.
Somewhere over the rainbow
Pigs might fly
If pigs fly over the rainbow.
Why then, oh why can't I?
If happy little pigs can fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh why can't I?
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