The Triple Tithe Temple is now open for business ... er ... services.The main aim of the Triple Tithe Temple is for you to pay your Triple Tithes to me (cash only) so that I can go on my Missionary Journey to the Greek Isles and minister to the heathen in the casinoes for a few years. I have to blend in with these sinners in order to minister to them so lots of money is required.

I need a volunteer to to help in the Christian Censored Sex Shop. There are a wide variety of Christian goods for sale:

- all pictures have Jesus stickers covering the rude bits
- sex toys are limited to naked Ken and Barbie dolls.

We have a new item for sale - the Christian Codpiece with an appropriate bible verse embroidered on the codpiece about size:Ezekiel 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Don't forget to watch our Christian reality show “Big Bother” with cameras in a Christian house witnessing grace, bible studies, blooper words, "marital duties", censorship of tv and newspapers, Christian wallpaper in every room consisting only of bible verses.

This has been an Ecclesiastical Message from

The Archfishop, Triple Tithe Temple

Author of Mark 17:1 "All things are probable. Try to believe."

P.S. Your Triple Tithes are now due!