Saturday

WANTED: MALE AND FEMALE FUNDAMENTALIST GENTILE SLAVES



1. I want to buy two Fundamentalist Gentiles as my personal slaves (one woman, one man) ... just like in the Bible.

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Leviticus 25:44-46
"Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inheritthem for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour."
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2. My male Fundamentalist Gentile Slave will be circumcised for free (if not done already).

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Genesis 17:13 "He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised: and my covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant."Genesis 17:27 "And all the men of his house, born in the house, and bought with money of the stranger, were circumcised with him."

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3. My female Fundamentalist Gentile Slave must not be not married or engaged as I want to use her for my own sexual pleasure. (Though if an engaged female is all I can acquire I am prepared to pay the trespass offering, let her be killed and get another female. )

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Leviticus 19:20-22 "And whosoever lieth carnally with a woman, that is a bondmaid, betrothed to an husband, and not at all redeemed, nor freedom given her; she shall be scourged; they shall not be put to death, because she was not free. And he shall bring his trespass offering unto the Lord, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, even a ram for a trespass offering. And the priest shall make an atonement for him with the ram of the trespass offering before the Lord for his sin which he hath done: and the sin which he hath done shall be forgiven him."

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4. My Fundamentalist Gentile Slaves will not be subject to reselling.

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Exodus 21:8 "If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after themanner of daughters. If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish. And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money."

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5. I am willing to accept as a Fundamentalist Gentile Slave a debtor (or his / her children) who cannot pay back creditors.

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II Kings 4:1 "Now there cried a certain woman of the wives of the sons of the prophets unto Elisha, saying, Thy servant my husband is dead; and thou knowest that thy servant did fear the Lord: and the creditor is come to take unto him my two sons to be bondmen."

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6. My Fundamentalist Gentile Slaves may, themselves, own slaves.

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2 Samuel 9:10: "...Now Ziba [Saul's slave] had fifteen sons and twenty servants."

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7. My Fundamentalist Gentile Slaves may have the Sabbath [Saturday] off but work 14 / 6 otherwise.

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Exodus 20:10 "But the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates."

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8. If a suitable female Fundamentalist Gentile Slave is not found soon I may have to invade another country to obtain a female Fundamentalist Gentile Slave for free. I will let the invaded country keep the female's children, cattle and everything else to show that I am a Trew Kristyun who is only following what "God's Word" says that I am allowed to do.

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Deuteronomy 20:14 "But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself"

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My buying price for each Fundamentalist Gentile Slave is $1.99 (Aus)

All offers considered.

Please send photo, personal details (age, vital statistics, proof of being a Fundamentalist Trew Kristyun Gentile, proof of being a virgin) attached to your reply to this post.