DIARY OF A TREW KRISTYUN!!!!!!

MONDAY

Got up.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Went to work.
Came home.
Went to Prayer meeting.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Went to bed.

TUESDAY

Got up.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Went to work.
Came home.
Went to Men's Meeting.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Went to bed.

WEDNESDAY

Got up.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Went to work.
Came home.
Went to Bible Study.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Went to bed.

THURSDAY

Got up.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Went to work.
Came home.
Went shopping.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Went to bed.

FRIDAY

Got up.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Went to work.
Came home.
Went to Group Fellowship Meeting.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Went to bed.

SATURDAY

Got up.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Mowed the lawns.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Went to bed.
Knew my wife in the biblical sense for two minutes.

SUNDAY

Got up.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Went to Church.
Came home.
Read the bible.
Said my prayers.
Went to bed.

REPEAT AD NAUSEUM

(Apologies to John Lennon)